His wife finally hired a contractor to finish the patio he always promised her, and there were materials left over? (Or if the deceased is female, her husband wanted to prove that he could build a patio himself and there was no need to pay someone to do it.)
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I'll accept fear of vampires as a valid excuse as well.
ReplyDeleteCould thieves have already gotten the statue that was supposed to be in the middle?
ReplyDeleteNo statue; the names and dates appear on that circle.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the deceased like manhole covers????
ReplyDeleteAw come on, we just never let the zombies live long enough to party with them!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe the deceased was into xeriscaping?
ReplyDeleteHis wife finally hired a contractor to finish the patio he always promised her, and there were materials left over?
(Or if the deceased is female, her husband wanted to prove that he could build a patio himself and there was no need to pay someone to do it.)