That is crazy wrong on so many levels.
What? "Sleep in Jesus"??.... Did she slice him open like a Tauntan and crawl up inside to protect her from the cold night on Hoth??
What did she believe in, by the way? Did she have that UFO poster like David Duchovny did in the X-Files?
I hope this woman was not an English teacher.
@Anonymous - OMG, that is the funniest thing I've read all week!
Well, I guess one positive could be that it doesn't say "and sleeps with Jesus". That'd be a little odd.
Maybe they just switched two words and she actually believed in sleep and Jesus? I hear lots of people believe in sleep these days. (Personally, I don't think it can fully substitute coffee.)
That is crazy wrong on so many levels.
ReplyDeleteWhat? "Sleep in Jesus"??.... Did she slice him open like a Tauntan and crawl up inside to protect her from the cold night on Hoth??
ReplyDeleteWhat did she believe in, by the way? Did she have that UFO poster like David Duchovny did in the X-Files?
ReplyDeleteI hope this woman was not an English teacher.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous - OMG, that is the funniest thing I've read all week!
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess one positive could be that it doesn't say "and sleeps with Jesus". That'd be a little odd.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they just switched two words and she actually believed in sleep and Jesus? I hear lots of people believe in sleep these days. (Personally, I don't think it can fully substitute coffee.)
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