Tuesday, August 31, 2010

You all are a bunch of dicks.


This just in from my number one super fan!

Yes, folks, that tombstone says "schlong".

Thanks, Explorer0713, for joining in on the phallic fun.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Oh Heavens


She's gonna be pissed if she gets there and it looks like Detroit.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Friday, August 27, 2010

Willie Pecker-Cox


Your last name is slang for penis.
Your nickname is slang for penis.

Of course you were a sinner. I'll bet you sinned long and hard, my friend.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Nickname Jr.


Apparently this guy liked the snuff. A lot. So much, in fact, that his son followed in his "snuffy" footprints.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Literally


Did anyone see that Cake Wreck where the customer dropped off a USB drive with a photo on it and later ended up with a cake that featured a picture of a USB drive?

Yeah.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Hold Your Horses

Folks, I apologize for the lack of posts this week. It's the first week of school, and as much as I love Tomb Wrecks, I figured college probably should come first. New wrecks will resume tomorrow!

Yours,
Steph

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Out of Whack


You show me a tombstone that's crooked on purpose and I'll show you a tombstone that's crooked.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Beer Me


Best. Nickname. EVER.

Thanks, Explorer0713, for this fine submission. I'd like to buy you a beer.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Extreme Deer

It appears as though these deer arrived on a four wheeler.

I wanna kick it with these deer.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Friday, August 13, 2010

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Fun and Games


This tombstone immediately reminds me of a conversation from one of my all time favorite movies:

Hey, ya' got Pac Man?
No.
Ya' got Space Invaders?
Nope.
Ya' got Asteroids?
Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Menagerie


So many questions...

Why is the cardinal ginormous in comparison to the dog and cat?
Why does the kitty get a blanket?
Why is that wiener dog sleeping sitting up?
Why are you reading Tomb Wrecks when you should be doing something productive for society?*

*Because productivity is just so exhausting.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Mine's Bigger


It's like driving a Porsche to make up for your lack of, um, size.

For all eternity.

UPDATE: I know, I know - there are tons of these out there that are larger. This one just stuck out because it's surrounded by much smaller markers. Why do you all have to be so observant?

Friday, August 6, 2010

Favors

Hey Tomb Wrecks readers,

I'm asking you all for a favor. My friend is in the running for 50k in the Pepsi Refresh project. Please click on the link at the top right to vote for this idea, and pretty please vote everyday. Also please repost on your Facebook, Twitter, etc. and get all of your friends to vote everyday. That would be super awesome and cool of you.

Thanks mucho!
Steph

Hammered


It's not often we see a tombstone that possibly illustrates the cause of death.

Beware of giant hammers, people. They are poised and ready to attack at any moment. Also they make a hilarious cartoon sound when they bonk you in the head.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Composite


You know how people say pets and their owners resemble each other?

I'm afraid it's true. Dreadfully, terrifyingly true.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Sunday, August 1, 2010