Halloween Bonus

Okay, technically not a wreck, but totally AWESOME.

Happy Halloween!

OMG, this tombstone has horsehead bookends! That...is...AWESOME!!!

For those of you not familiar with the movie Student Bodies, please educate yourselves below:



Now go rent the movie and make your Halloween complete. Stay safe and have fun everyone!

"Tombstone"

I really "enjoy" the "mystery" surrounding this "tombstone".

I wonder if "Rosebud" refers to "Buddy" or "Rosie"?

Maybe there should be a "limit" on the number of "quotation marks" used on any one "grave marker", because "seriously", this gets "annoying".

James Taylor's Biggest Fan

Ah, yes, how sweet it is indeed.

Wait - what are we referring to here? Death? To be loved by you?

Oh, I know, how sweet it is to use that handy tube to shout orders at unsuspecting passers by. "I would like a cheeseburger!" "Bring me more glass pebbles!" Of course.

Virgin Alarm

Apparently the Virgin Mary had to step out for a minute.

Starbucks run? (I'll bet her caramel macchiato is made with holy water.) Union mandated break? Or maybe she's hiding out in a local nativity scene, snickering, and texting Jesus that no one has noticed she's the "real" Mary.

Okay wreck fans, here's your chance to get in on the action: Where the hell is the Virgin Mary?

Comment and let us know, or Mary just might show up at your place, asking to crash on your couch, and the next thing you know the 12 disciples are totally raiding your fridge and hogging your ping pong table.

Troubled Youth

When I first read this poem, I started to picture a cranky old man muttering it at me. "MMmmmph, don't remember me at all, damn kids..."

Then I looked at the dates.

He's just a kid! I'll bet he's somewhere stomping his feet and demanding graham crackers. No lambs or little angels here, just a poem that manages to ever so gently give us the finger.