Sunday, January 31, 2010

Proportionally Speaking


That bird is gonna beat that shrunken head girl with a gigantic rose!!

Friday, January 29, 2010

Jesus!


Yes, you saw it here first..

Jesus was a cross-dresser.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Who's Your Daddy


I {heart} this tombstone.

Don't stare directly into the deer's eyes, though. You'll wind up on the side of the freeway foraging for berries or something.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

If You Ain't First..


Hey "Buddy"! Nice tombstone! Very Talladega Nights.

One thing, though - what in the hell happened to the checkered flag border in the corners? It's pretty bad, Buddy. Maybe someone should strategically place the toy cars over the bad spots for you. With hot glue.