Nice Rack

Because "Tits McGee" just didn't seem appropriate.

"Honest"

I'd like to take this opportunity to quote Weird Al:

"And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Let me tell you once again - who's fat?"

Mystery Guest

Maybe it's Walt Disney in there. Or Elvis. Or Jimmy Hoffa?

Dueling Tombstones

I present to you tombstone "A":


And tombstone "B":


Which is wreckier? Tombstone A looks to be in the lead because of that giant cloud thing on the top, but wait! Tombstone B comes back with one important detail - it's missing the other person. That's right. The victim on Tombstone B is celebrating tons of precious memories.. with himself. We have a winner.

A Close Encounter

Beam me up, God.

Horsin' Around

Why the long face?

HA HAHA HA HAHAHA!!!

Oh, I know why. There are only 39 stars on that ridiculously elongated flag.