Boob(s)

This lovely piece of work comes to us from Amanda. She tells me this marker is inside a church in England. Fascinating. I'm pretty sure if this was in a church in the U.S. there would be a big black censored box involved.

Wait, What? Again.

Lindsey S. found this mystery.

Are the husband and the child buried here?  Or was this wife saying her husband acted like a big baby?  Or did this lady actually marry her son?  My brain hurts.

Wait, What?

WMD was kind enough to share this mystery with us.

Is Vera the first wife?  Or the second one?  Who is buried here?  Just Elmer?  Just Elmer's second wife?  Is that Vera?  I'm exhausted.

Three's Company

AJ found this gem in a mormon cemetery. Honest.

Is anyone else singing in their head?
Come and knock on our door...

Pimped Out

I can't think of anything 'pimper' than a football, a basketball, and some kick-ass records.

AJ, do you think they'd ever do a "Pimp my Headstone" show? Me neither.

Tasty

Wait, we can pick spices to represent us on our headstones? Hmmm, based on A Colbert Christmas*, I definitely want to be nutmeg.

*The greatest gift of all!

Explorer0713, you can have Lawry's Seasoning Salt.