You all are a bunch of dicks.

This just in from my number one super fan!

Yes, folks, that tombstone says "schlong".

Thanks, Explorer0713, for joining in on the phallic fun.

It's a Miracle

And there was much rejoicing.

Oh Heavens

She's gonna be pissed if she gets there and it looks like Detroit.

Willie Pecker-Cox II

This is Pole Johnson's lesser-known, unpopular cousin.

Willie Pecker-Cox

Your last name is slang for penis.
Your nickname is slang for penis.

Of course you were a sinner. I'll bet you sinned long and hard, my friend.

Nickname Jr.

Apparently this guy liked the snuff. A lot. So much, in fact, that his son followed in his "snuffy" footprints.

Literally

Did anyone see that Cake Wreck where the customer dropped off a USB drive with a photo on it and later ended up with a cake that featured a picture of a USB drive?

Yeah.

I'm pretty sure it's finished.

"SHOCKING"

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Hold Your Horses

Folks, I apologize for the lack of posts this week. It's the first week of school, and as much as I love Tomb Wrecks, I figured college probably should come first. New wrecks will resume tomorrow!

Yours,
Steph

Out of Whack

You show me a tombstone that's crooked on purpose and I'll show you a tombstone that's crooked.

Beer Me

Best. Nickname. EVER.

Thanks, Explorer0713, for this fine submission. I'd like to buy you a beer.

Extreme Deer

It appears as though these deer arrived on a four wheeler.

I wanna kick it with these deer.

Ultra Flair

Lord beer me strength.

A Little Weird

Um, "little champ" was 77 years old.

Is that a...?

Yes, it is. In fact, it's a double threat.

DEER

YES. I am KING of the DEER.

In Living Color

This guy has taken motorcycle flair to a whole new level.

Fun and Games

This tombstone immediately reminds me of a conversation from one of my all time favorite movies:

Hey, ya' got Pac Man?
No.
Ya' got Space Invaders?
Nope.
Ya' got Asteroids?
Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.

Attention Whore

Please! It's so boring stuck here in this box!

Menagerie

So many questions...

Why is the cardinal ginormous in comparison to the dog and cat?
Why does the kitty get a blanket?
Why is that wiener dog sleeping sitting up?
Why are you reading Tomb Wrecks when you should be doing something productive for society?*

*Because productivity is just so exhausting.

Mine's Bigger

It's like driving a Porsche to make up for your lack of, um, size.

For all eternity.

UPDATE: I know, I know - there are tons of these out there that are larger. This one just stuck out because it's surrounded by much smaller markers. Why do you all have to be so observant?

Favors

Hey Tomb Wrecks readers,

I'm asking you all for a favor. My friend is in the running for 50k in the Pepsi Refresh project. Please click on the link at the top right to vote for this idea, and pretty please vote everyday. Also please repost on your Facebook, Twitter, etc. and get all of your friends to vote everyday. That would be super awesome and cool of you.

Thanks mucho!
Steph

Hammered

It's not often we see a tombstone that possibly illustrates the cause of death.

Beware of giant hammers, people. They are poised and ready to attack at any moment. Also they make a hilarious cartoon sound when they bonk you in the head.

Composite

You know how people say pets and their owners resemble each other?

I'm afraid it's true. Dreadfully, terrifyingly true.

Noted

Honey, where'd you leave the remote?

Really's?

So do typo's.

No One's Watching

You may all now rest at ease.

Fish Story

What can I say? This fish flair is fintastic!