He's Outta Here

I think this is the equivalent to pointing to the stands when you're at bat in baseball, except this guy is calling "heaven" instead of "home run".

Walked the Plank(?)

Everyone sing along!

"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's death for me..."

A Classic Returns

A+. A man with a sense of humor and a taste for tacky motorcycle flair.

It's even better than the last one.

Good (Period).

Or, "This is a dead man".

I like that there's no period. It leaves it open, like someone might come in later and add things to that statement...

"This is a good man, but one time he ate all of the cereal and then left the empty box in the cupboard."

Too Cool

But not loved enough to check spelling.

Killer

Here it is folks, after all that tomb hunting over the long weekend, I'm sharing the first featured reader submission wreck. That's right, after finding a boat load of wrecky goodness, I've chosen to not share any of them today. Some may call me lazy, others may call me stupid; I call this wreck fantastic.

Thanks to Ryan R., a man who does not need killing.