You know that neighbor you run into and you're trapped for like an hour listening to a painfully detailed description of his prized rosebushes and his only daughter that's so fantastic at goat herding and cheese making but really she's a total zero and no matter how many steps you back up or how many times you look at your watch he
just
won't
stop
talking?
RIP neighbor.
all this and they abbreviated DAUGHTER!? Lazy.
ReplyDeleteWhich church is he a minister for? The First Church of ME, DAMMIT! ?
ReplyDeleteHoly hell, this is the most incredible thing ever! Do the engravers (or whatever they are called) charge by the word? Apparently not......
ReplyDeleteLooks like a stock market board! Hope those weren't the quotes that caused him to hop out a window.
ReplyDeleteWonder how long before we see LCD "stones" with a video of the deceased cavorting around?
Good God, that's tacky. Self-centered much?
ReplyDeleteGeez, are these tombstones or resumes??
ReplyDeleteProfessor of reading?!?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, from a wrecky POV, this is is awesome. What is on the slab, I wonder? His family tree? lol
ReplyDeleteMy 8yo son pointed out that the centered "word" at the top is: TOOT
ReplyDeletewell spotted, my boy.
Did they really have to write "Dallas, TX" five times? I guess everything really IS bigger in Texas.
ReplyDeleteIs that his DNA profile on the slab?
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