Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Horse Play


Look into the horse's eye...

You will do what the horse tells you to do. You will construct for him an expensive tombstone. You will adorn it with lovely flowers in the hopes that you do not anger the horse. If you do not do the horse's bidding, the horse will come back as a zombie horse and traipse mud all over your kitchen floor.

4 comments:

  1. I want a severed horse head on my grave too!

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  2. I was expecting a Godfather joke.

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  3. "If it wasn't for my horse, I'd have never made it through that year in college."

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  4. Horse? What horse? All I see is a unicorn :(

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