Gone Huntin'

To my loyal fans (all ten of you):

I am out this weekend tomb hunting*. Enjoy your holiday weekend and I'll be back on Tuesday with brand new wrecks.

Yours,
Steph

*Also attending various BBQs.

Sweet

"Gone to a sweeter home."

Gramma Nut gave him a great deal on a place in the lollipop woods, but those gooey gumdrops make the commute a bitch.

The Joy of Carving

"I'm gonna put a happy little tree right here, and then a nice cloud here, and this barn over here is gonna be our little secret..."

Be Cool

I think "police officer" would have sounded more official.

And Then

The tombstone guy was in such a hurry* that he abbreviated the word "and".
I'm sure this "husband upside-down 4 father" really appreciates his h&y work.

*Wings concert?

misseD

I love that the wreckers listed their names right on the tombstone.

To hell with verb conjugation! Just get our names right!