The flair on this tombstone is so bad, it's as though aliens crafted it (poorly) to blend in with surrounding earthling graves.
I'll start with the birds. WTF!!?? The one on the left has apparently been twisted in half and then shoved back onto the branch.
And the deer? (giggle) Let's just say I'm pretty sure that late at night those deer eyes shoot laser beams back to the mother ship.
Can we get a surveillance camera set up on this thing or what?
Obviously, the deer's eyes ARE the surveillance camera. At night they glow in the dark like cats' eyes, all the while shooting footage .... of something. Squirrels, possibly.
ReplyDeleteFrom far away, I could have sworn that ...rock face? behind the deer was an Indian head. Which is both creepier and more ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteOMG I totally see the Indian!!
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