Proportionally Speaking

That bird is gonna beat that shrunken head girl with a gigantic rose!!

Free at Last

The old ball and chain?

Jesus!

Yes, you saw it here first..

Jesus was a cross-dresser.

Who's Your Daddy

I {heart} this tombstone.

Don't stare directly into the deer's eyes, though. You'll wind up on the side of the freeway foraging for berries or something.

"DICK"

Momma. Nana. "Dick".

If You Ain't First..

Hey "Buddy"! Nice tombstone! Very Talladega Nights.

One thing, though - what in the hell happened to the checkered flag border in the corners? It's pretty bad, Buddy. Maybe someone should strategically place the toy cars over the bad spots for you. With hot glue.

One of the Bad One's

Okay, so we've all noticed the apostrophe, right? Good.

What I'm dying to know is what? One of the good guy's what?

Here!

I've been looking all over for you!

automobile

Someone must have loved these cars a ton to give them such a fancy burial.

I Gotta Be Me

The "best husband and father in the world" was not the best at spelling or grammar.

Yee Haw

..and a kick ass cowboy outfit.

Mowed Over

I swear we are not making this up. We found this amongst stone grave markers in a real cemetery.

It's a wood panel leaned up against some sticks. Ironically it looks like it's been beat to death by a weed whacker.

Stop Staring

That fish has a human eye. I guess it's fitting that the victim signed his tombstone "see you later".

Sissy

"Sissy" is what you get called when you put a big gay unicorn on your tombstone.

Man Hunt

For people.

Meee-yow

The urns are for catnip offerings.

3 Strikes

Square bats + angels tapping their watches impatiently =
"the one that couldn't be"... on time for baseball games.

Buck Up

I don't know exactly what's going on with the gentlemen on the left, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal.

deeeeer

Shhhhhh, shhh, hold still - look everyone, it's the rarely seen stretch deer.

Country Fried Wreck

I think those angels are praying that God makes them drop the nicknames when they get to heaven.

I take thee, Tractor

The tractor's love for the windmill is inspiring.

Putts

This looks more like the 18th hole marker at a mini golf course than it does a grave marker.

Star Trek Fail

This wreck is so awesome, it has received numerous awards*:

1. Award for Nerdiest Tombstone

2. Award for Biggest Logo Fail
Please compare to the real one below. Dead Trekkies everywhere will be spinning in their graves (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!).


3. Award for Best Irony
If this guy intended to Live Long and Prosper, well, he did not.

*totally fictitious ones

UPDATE:
Many of you have left me comments stating this logo is actually the Next Generation logo, and therefore this is not a "fail" after all. Here it is:

The arch in the logo on the tombstone is centered, and the correct logo is, well, not. I still vote fail, but I am arguably picky since I happen to do graphic design.

Thanks for the info Trekkies! :o)

Got the Toots

{titters}
{snickers}
{toots}

When Panthers Attack

It's a tombstone for a panther who ate Christian football players.

A Christian football that loved panthers?

No, I've got it, it's for a panther and a football that attacked a church camp and were gunned down by an alert counselor {who for some reason can thwart panther attacks but overlooks hundreds of teens practicing their make out and heavy petting skills}.

Just Plane Weird

Yeah, look again, those aren't birds.

Ice Road Trucker?

Hey, "BUD", there's a giant truck plowing through your serene landscape.

The Far Side

The cows have secretly replaced the horses' usual grass with Folger's Crystals...

Up, Up, and Away

If heaven is an airport, how could hell be any worse?

(AWESOME)

Happy New Year dude!