Thursday, September 30, 2010

Let's Review the Tape

We "mae" have a new winner in the best floral decor category.

Check out the competition here.

Thanks explorer0713. You complete me.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Triumphant Return

We're back! The phone company finally decided to flip a few switches so I could get online. Thanks to them, I spent 2 weeks watching TV for news and weather, walking my dogs extra since it was no longer cutting into my Words With Friends time, and reading ahead for all of my classes. Ridiculous!

Anyway, I've missed you all, and I look forward to getting back to business. The business of exercising my right to post stupid crap on the internet. Using sentence fragments.

Thank you, explorer0713, for this excellent WTF wreck. We can save the world! With art! And a black box!

Monday, September 13, 2010

Out of Order

My apologies, folks. I moved into a new place this weekend and the internet connection will not be up for 7 to 10 days! :| I will use my best sneaky ninja skills to hop on to unsuspecting neighbor's wifi connections, but I can't make any promises.

Many more awesome wrecks are waiting in the wings. We'll just have to patient. Oh good. My strong point.


Saturday, September 11, 2010

A Few Too Many

The Beer Family should have consulted the Smart family before ordering this tombstone.

Thanks, explorer0713, for the submission. I'll remember you alway.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

As I Recall

If I had a dog with one fluffy leg and three smooth legs, I'd remember it.
If I had a dog with its back legs fused together, I'd remember it.
If I had a dog with both of these things, I'd rememb re it.

Thanks, anonymous, for thy sweet love of tomb wrecks.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010


This "mae" be the best floral decor I've ever seen on a tombstone.

What I love most is the fact that someone planned this.
"Gotta go put flowers on that grave today. Flower - check. Masking tape - check."

Thanks, explorer0713. I'll get a special floral arrangement in the mail to you just as soon as I check my masking tape supply.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Laid Back

After enjoying the day off yesterday, I've decided you, my faithful readers, should write today's wreck. Here's an example to get you going:

"Sir, I don't think that zip line is attached securely!"


Today's interactive wreckage was brought to you by Anne O'Brien-Kakley. Thanks and stuff. Whatever.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Three's a Charm

Ah, yes. A better land. A land of domestic beers, cheap-ass lawn chairs, fishin' holes, and skanky* bowling alleys.

*My spell check doesn't know this word. Apparently it attended some fancy ivy league school.

Friday, September 3, 2010


You know that neighbor you run into and you're trapped for like an hour listening to a painfully detailed description of his prized rosebushes and his only daughter that's so fantastic at goat herding and cheese making but really she's a total zero and no matter how many steps you back up or how many times you look at your watch he

RIP neighbor.

Thursday, September 2, 2010


Apparently this guy's life insurance was paid out in Hobby Lobby gift cards.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Jesus' BFF

Is Null the last name? Or did the order form say "null"?

What's with the giant eagle?

Who cares? All I want to know about is the apparent "Jesus loves me more battle" that went on between this victim and the person who ordered his tombstone.