After enjoying the day off yesterday, I've decided you, my faithful readers, should write today's wreck. Here's an example to get you going:
"Sir, I don't think that zip line is attached securely!"
"Whatever."
Today's interactive wreckage was brought to you by Anne O'Brien-Kakley. Thanks and stuff. Whatever.
"You should stop cleaning that gun and make sure it's not loaded."
ReplyDelete"Whatever."
It's the marker for the 'Apathy' family!
ReplyDelete"So, you want the name? Date? Any flair?"
ReplyDelete"Whatever"
"Ermmm...okay, you da boss."
"Maybe you should get that checked by a doctor?"
ReplyDelete"Whatever"
"Umm, you seem to be on fire"
"Whatever"
"Your shoe's untied!"
"Whatever."
I can just see someone with the whatever sign on their forehead...LOL!
ReplyDeleteLittle Girl: "Daddy! You're going to jump off a cliff!"
ReplyDeleteMan: "Whatever"
Daughter: "Dad, I know you're upset that Mom just passed, but the guy from the headstone company is on the phone for you."
ReplyDeleteGuy on Phone: "Sir, I'm sorry for your loss. Is there anything special you want on the headstone? You know a special phrase, a cross, or flowers."
Dad: "Whatever."
Guy on Phone: "Okay. I'll get this done as soon as possible."