Friday, September 3, 2010

Wordy


You know that neighbor you run into and you're trapped for like an hour listening to a painfully detailed description of his prized rosebushes and his only daughter that's so fantastic at goat herding and cheese making but really she's a total zero and no matter how many steps you back up or how many times you look at your watch he
just
won't
stop
talking?

RIP neighbor.

11 comments:

  1. all this and they abbreviated DAUGHTER!? Lazy.

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  2. Which church is he a minister for? The First Church of ME, DAMMIT! ?

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  3. Holy hell, this is the most incredible thing ever! Do the engravers (or whatever they are called) charge by the word? Apparently not......

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  4. Looks like a stock market board! Hope those weren't the quotes that caused him to hop out a window.
    Wonder how long before we see LCD "stones" with a video of the deceased cavorting around?

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  5. Good God, that's tacky. Self-centered much?

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  6. Geez, are these tombstones or resumes??

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  7. Seriously, from a wrecky POV, this is is awesome. What is on the slab, I wonder? His family tree? lol

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  8. My 8yo son pointed out that the centered "word" at the top is: TOOT
    well spotted, my boy.

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  9. Did they really have to write "Dallas, TX" five times? I guess everything really IS bigger in Texas.

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  10. Is that his DNA profile on the slab?

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