Sunday, October 31, 2010

Happy Halloween!

Or should I say Happy Alloween...H. Be sure you check out the DOB.

Thanks AJ!

Friday, October 29, 2010

Veggie Tales

Apparently this gentleman took the Chili's ads to heart and decided to "pepper in some fun"... on his tombstone.

Thanks for the wreck, Jen! Go have some baby back ribs on me*.

*Ribs not included.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Fuzzy Math

I've heard of a "two-fer", but until Sam S-B sent me this I had never actually seen one.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Jesus :o)

Jen, this is the happiest Jesus I've ever seen on a tombstone. This calls for a Talladega Nights quote:

"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Typo Too


Thanks Heather B. - perhaps some liquid paper would do the job?

Monday, October 25, 2010

Jumping the Gun

*in my best British Monty Python accent*

"I'm not dead!"

Jen, your submission has inspired me to say the following:
"I feel happy! I feel happy!"

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Happy Birthday to Us!

We're one year old today! Give us a hand!

Jen, thanks for lending us a... well, you know.

Friday, October 22, 2010


South Park fans - please join with me:

"F*ck you whale! F*ck you dolpheen!"

For those of you not in on the joke, this should help you out:

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Goin' to Scream

This ones' for all the spel'ling and gramma'r nazi's.

Thanks* for the lesson, Jen.

*Also "thank's".

Wednesday, October 20, 2010


Let's all put the buildings we work in on our tombstones! Agreed? Great! But just to f*ck with people mine will feature Big Pete's House of Munch.

Hanna DH, what's going on yours?

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Past Tense

That's all in the passed now.

Explorer0713 was kind enough to point out that this is a modern marker that has replaced the original. Kudos to the tombstone guy for keeping the mistakes on the new one - save the Tomb Wrecks!

Monday, October 18, 2010


Here we have the Trostel's. Or is it Trostle?

WMD, I think the wife got punked.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

The 19th Hole

So, I see that avid golfers can use hole markers as grave markers.

This has inspired me - I want to see a full-on McDonalds drive thru menu as a tombstone. Complete with lights. And a speaker. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

WMD, you have your new mission.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Thursday, October 14, 2010


Don't pull the plug.

Today's wreck photo courtesy of Miryam S., and today's witty comment courtesy of Jason. I was going to send you guys gifts, but I changed my mind.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Speaking of Zombies

Halloween is my favorite time of year - the leaves turn pretty colors, the weather gets cooler (that's about 80 degrees around my neck of the woods), and all the dead people start popping up out of the ground. Wait, what?

Ravyn, make sure that thing didn't follow you home.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Wascally Wabbit

Let's walk through this together, shall we?

Woman has pet rabbit.
Rabbit meets his demise.
Woman has her own tombstone made and adds the rabbit.
Rabbit is buried at woman's gravesite.

Correct me if I'm wrong*, but won't the rabbit's remains be, um, disturbed when they eventually have to bury the woman?

Thank you, WMD, for this lesson in how little zombie bunnies are made.

*I'm sure you will.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Color Me Happy

I have found the perfect gift for all of you artsy DIY folks - a paint by numbers tombstone*.

*Grave site not included.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Dance Fever

I'm confused.

Apparently this woman knows her birthday, but not her birth year. Intriguing, but not why I like this tombstone.

This marker shows a couple forever dancing, but it belongs to one person. So is this woman dancing with herself or what? At least the dance flair is done fairly well - they have fingers!

Thanks for the dance, Jen.

Friday, October 8, 2010

This Time with Feeling

Yes, you get to see the victim's names! I know, big day.

"Teets" is funny, but "Ophelia Teets" is f*cking awesome. Say it out loud*. And do my eyes deceive me, or is her middle name "Rude"? Perfect.

Thank you, Valentine, for a beautiful photograph and quite possibly my most favorite name on a tombstone yet.

*Unless you have impressionable children nearby, then maybe just whisper it.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

When Nerds Die

Yes, may the force be with you, because you'll need it when George Lucas sues you.

Thanks, Lindsay W., for the stellar wreck.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Peace and Hope

Lindsay W, this. is. awesome.

It gives me hope that someday we will find a tombstone that looks just like the Tomb Wrecks logo.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Wishful Thinking

One way! Ha! Well I would think so.

Okay, I have confession to make. This is actually a sign posted in a cemetery. But wouldn't it be awesome if there was a victim's name and dates listed on the other side!?

Thanks, Sam S-B, for the heads up.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Bad Ass Too

Tattoos for your tombstone! Brilliant! Crappy art that used to just last a lifetime can now last forever.

More tattoo fun here.

Saturday, October 2, 2010


It's like the Tomb Wrecks logo! Except they decided to go formal and actually spell out the word. I'd like to add that I did not blur out anything* on this photo - it just says "peace".

*Someone needs to add "out".

Friday, October 1, 2010

High Times

What's that smell? And why do I have a sudden craving for grilled cheese with a side of cookie dough?