Sunday, January 31, 2010

Proportionally Speaking


That bird is gonna beat that shrunken head girl with a gigantic rose!!

Friday, January 29, 2010

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Who's Your Daddy


I {heart} this tombstone.

Don't stare directly into the deer's eyes, though. You'll wind up on the side of the freeway foraging for berries or something.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

If You Ain't First..


Hey "Buddy"! Nice tombstone! Very Talladega Nights.

One thing, though - what in the hell happened to the checkered flag border in the corners? It's pretty bad, Buddy. Maybe someone should strategically place the toy cars over the bad spots for you. With hot glue.

Monday, January 25, 2010

One of the Bad One's


Okay, so we've all noticed the apostrophe, right? Good.

What I'm dying to know is what? One of the good guy's what?

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Saturday, January 23, 2010

automobile


Someone must have loved these cars a ton to give them such a fancy burial.

Friday, January 22, 2010

I Gotta Be Me


The "best husband and father in the world" was not the best at spelling or grammar.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Mowed Over


I swear we are not making this up. We found this amongst stone grave markers in a real cemetery.

It's a wood panel leaned up against some sticks. Ironically it looks like it's been beat to death by a weed whacker.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Stop Staring


That fish has a human eye. I guess it's fitting that the victim signed his tombstone "see you later".

Monday, January 18, 2010

Sissy


"Sissy" is what you get called when you put a big gay unicorn on your tombstone.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Friday, January 15, 2010

3 Strikes


Square bats + angels tapping their watches impatiently =
"the one that couldn't be"... on time for baseball games.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Buck Up


I don't know exactly what's going on with the gentlemen on the left, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

deeeeer


Shhhhhh, shhh, hold still - look everyone, it's the rarely seen stretch deer.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Country Fried Wreck



I think those angels are praying that God makes them drop the nicknames when they get to heaven.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Putts


This looks more like the 18th hole marker at a mini golf course than it does a grave marker.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Star Trek Fail


This wreck is so awesome, it has received numerous awards*:

1. Award for Nerdiest Tombstone

2. Award for Biggest Logo Fail
Please compare to the real one below. Dead Trekkies everywhere will be spinning in their graves (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!).


3. Award for Best Irony
If this guy intended to Live Long and Prosper, well, he did not.

*totally fictitious ones

UPDATE:
Many of you have left me comments stating this logo is actually the Next Generation logo, and therefore this is not a "fail" after all. Here it is:

The arch in the logo on the tombstone is centered, and the correct logo is, well, not. I still vote fail, but I am arguably picky since I happen to do graphic design.

Thanks for the info Trekkies! :o)

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

When Panthers Attack


It's a tombstone for a panther who ate Christian football players.

A Christian football that loved panthers?

No, I've got it, it's for a panther and a football that attacked a church camp and were gunned down by an alert counselor {who for some reason can thwart panther attacks but overlooks hundreds of teens practicing their make out and heavy petting skills}.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Ice Road Trucker?


Hey, "BUD", there's a giant truck plowing through your serene landscape.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

The Far Side


The cows have secretly replaced the horses' usual grass with Folger's Crystals...

Saturday, January 2, 2010