Let's Review the Tape

We "mae" have a new winner in the best floral decor category.

Check out the competition here.

Thanks explorer0713. You complete me.

Triumphant Return

We're back! The phone company finally decided to flip a few switches so I could get online. Thanks to them, I spent 2 weeks watching TV for news and weather, walking my dogs extra since it was no longer cutting into my Words With Friends time, and reading ahead for all of my classes. Ridiculous!

Anyway, I've missed you all, and I look forward to getting back to business. The business of exercising my right to post stupid crap on the internet. Using sentence fragments.

Thank you, explorer0713, for this excellent WTF wreck. We can save the world! With art! And a black box!

Out of Order

My apologies, folks. I moved into a new place this weekend and the internet connection will not be up for 7 to 10 days! :| I will use my best sneaky ninja skills to hop on to unsuspecting neighbor's wifi connections, but I can't make any promises.

Many more awesome wrecks are waiting in the wings. We'll just have to patient. Oh good. My strong point.

Yours,
Steph

A Few Too Many

The Beer Family should have consulted the Smart family before ordering this tombstone.

Thanks, explorer0713, for the submission. I'll remember you alway.

Fat Cat

I think Garfield ate Odie.

As I Recall

If I had a dog with one fluffy leg and three smooth legs, I'd remember it.
If I had a dog with its back legs fused together, I'd remember it.
If I had a dog with both of these things, I'd rememb re it.

Thanks, anonymous, for thy sweet love of tomb wrecks.