This tombstone is chock full of wrecky qualities, so much so that it has earned the coveted 'first wreck' spot!
First, any tombstone that says "play that funky music" is a winner in my book.
Next, I'd like to talk about the frightening disk objects at the bottom. Records? CDs? UFOs? Evil eyes? (Look for it, that tombstone is totally staring at you.)
Oh, and while we're on the subject of flair, check out the crooked music notes. The third one is as though an eighth note and a half note had a love child.
And finally, I absolutely love the fact that the title of "DJ" is on the stone. Unless those two gray victim boxes are covering the names "Jazzy" and "Jeff"*, I don't think this guy can pull that off.
*They aren't. I checked.
He's dead and still a DJ - wonder if I can hire him for the Halloween party ! Wouldn't it be the best party to have a dead guy as the DJ !
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I wonder if he has everyone in heaven doing the Electric Slide yet?
ReplyDeleteOooh ooh! Or the YMCA dance! Except you know, dead.
ReplyDeleteThe real question is: is he a white boy? He layeth down the boogie and played that funky music 'til he died.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only sick bastard who wants to know if this was a work related death?
Bonus: that line about "you'd rather we were dancing" comes from a Jackson Browne song. Not very funky, that!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry.... because of Danielk's comment I have the image of four zombies dressed as different stereotypes singing and spelling out " D.E.A.D. Oh you know it's great to be D.E.A.D." In my head.... complete with one of the zombies hands dropping off at the wrist at the end.
ReplyDelete@ Wesley- OMG.. That is friggin' hilarious!!
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