We are happy to report that the Virgin Mary has returned! A protective glass security door has been installed to prevent her from sneaking out to TP neighboring tombstones.
For those of you who missed out on the missing Mary, check out Virgin Alarm. Peace be with you.
And if the security door wasn't enough, there's a guy holding onto her skirt with one hand, whilst holding onto a pair of drum sticks (or are those chopsticks? Stakes, perhaps?) with the other. Oh yeah, she's not going anywhere.
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