Monday, July 12, 2010

Anti Zombie


Afraid your loved one will come back as a zombie? No problem! Just add a few decorative garden stones and some lovely landscape lighting.

7 comments:

  1. This is for garden gnome parties.

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  2. It takes a lot of BALLS to lansdcape in a public cemetery. The complete lack of respect for others in doing so bugs the living s*** out of me.

    Still, this one isn't nearly as tacky as most.

    The funny part is -- if you go out to the cemetery after dark -- these lights do nothing to light up the grave!

    I went out last week to check on some because I was curious what it looked like. I went to rural cemetery where there would be no other light pollution and the lights placed on either side of a knee-high and maybe three foot wide stone didn't give off enough light to even read the name when you are standing right in front of it!

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  3. I made a comment similar to someone about a grave in our area; he said, "Naw, they'll just crawl out the side."

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  4. Maybe the deceased really likes hopscotch or grill outs on the patio?

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  5. It's my plot, and I'll build a patio if I want to! Perhaps these folks have been following the goings-on at Burr Oak cemetary in Alsip, I'LL (I'll let you guys google it) and didn't want to be grave dumped or doubled or worse!

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  6. What's with all the negativity?! It's the perfect setup for unfolding your lounger, bustin' out the Hawaiian Tropic and catchin' some rays. What better way to commune with your dearly departed?

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  7. I've seen this a lot. People do it (around here) because they don't feel the cemetery is being maintained/mowed properly. They do this so that their loved one's grave will never be overgrown with weeds.

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