Sunday, October 31, 2010
Friday, October 29, 2010
Veggie Tales
Apparently this gentleman took the Chili's ads to heart and decided to "pepper in some fun"... on his tombstone.
Thanks for the wreck, Jen! Go have some baby back ribs on me*.
*Ribs not included.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Jesus :o)
Jen, this is the happiest Jesus I've ever seen on a tombstone. This calls for a Talladega Nights quote:
"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
Jumping the Gun
*in my best British Monty Python accent*
"I'm not dead!"
Jen, your submission has inspired me to say the following:
"I feel happy! I feel happy!"
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Friday, October 22, 2010
Dolpheens
South Park fans - please join with me:
"F*ck you whale! F*ck you dolpheen!"
For those of you not in on the joke, this should help you out:
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Ace
Let's all put the buildings we work in on our tombstones! Agreed? Great! But just to f*ck with people mine will feature Big Pete's House of Munch.
Hanna DH, what's going on yours?
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Past Tense
That's all in the passed now.
Explorer0713 was kind enough to point out that this is a modern marker that has replaced the original. Kudos to the tombstone guy for keeping the mistakes on the new one - save the Tomb Wrecks!
Monday, October 18, 2010
Saturday, October 16, 2010
The 19th Hole
So, I see that avid golfers can use hole markers as grave markers.
This has inspired me - I want to see a full-on McDonalds drive thru menu as a tombstone. Complete with lights. And a speaker. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WMD, you have your new mission.
Friday, October 15, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Fickle
Don't pull the plug.
Today's wreck photo courtesy of Miryam S., and today's witty comment courtesy of Jason. I was going to send you guys gifts, but I changed my mind.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Speaking of Zombies
Halloween is my favorite time of year - the leaves turn pretty colors, the weather gets cooler (that's about 80 degrees around my neck of the woods), and all the dead people start popping up out of the ground. Wait, what?
Ravyn, make sure that thing didn't follow you home.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Wascally Wabbit
Let's walk through this together, shall we?
Woman has pet rabbit.
Rabbit meets his demise.
Woman has her own tombstone made and adds the rabbit.
Rabbit is buried at woman's gravesite.
Correct me if I'm wrong*, but won't the rabbit's remains be, um, disturbed when they eventually have to bury the woman?
Thank you, WMD, for this lesson in how little zombie bunnies are made.
*I'm sure you will.
Monday, October 11, 2010
Color Me Happy
I have found the perfect gift for all of you artsy DIY folks - a paint by numbers tombstone*.
*Grave site not included.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Dance Fever
I'm confused.
Apparently this woman knows her birthday, but not her birth year. Intriguing, but not why I like this tombstone.
This marker shows a couple forever dancing, but it belongs to one person. So is this woman dancing with herself or what? At least the dance flair is done fairly well - they have fingers!
Thanks for the dance, Jen.
Friday, October 8, 2010
This Time with Feeling
Yes, you get to see the victim's names! I know, big day.
"Teets" is funny, but "Ophelia Teets" is f*cking awesome. Say it out loud*. And do my eyes deceive me, or is her middle name "Rude"? Perfect.
Thank you, Valentine, for a beautiful photograph and quite possibly my most favorite name on a tombstone yet.
*Unless you have impressionable children nearby, then maybe just whisper it.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
When Nerds Die
Yes, may the force be with you, because you'll need it when George Lucas sues you.
Thanks, Lindsay W., for the stellar wreck.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Peace and Hope
Lindsay W, this. is. awesome.
It gives me hope that someday we will find a tombstone that looks just like the Tomb Wrecks logo.
It gives me hope that someday we will find a tombstone that looks just like the Tomb Wrecks logo.
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Monday, October 4, 2010
Wishful Thinking
One way! Ha! Well I would think so.
Okay, I have confession to make. This is actually a sign posted in a cemetery. But wouldn't it be awesome if there was a victim's name and dates listed on the other side!?
Thanks, Sam S-B, for the heads up.
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Bad Ass Too
Tattoos for your tombstone! Brilliant! Crappy art that used to just last a lifetime can now last forever.
More tattoo fun here.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Mascot
It's like the Tomb Wrecks logo! Except they decided to go formal and actually spell out the word. I'd like to add that I did not blur out anything* on this photo - it just says "peace".
*Someone needs to add "out".
Friday, October 1, 2010
High Times
What's that smell? And why do I have a sudden craving for grilled cheese with a side of cookie dough?
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