Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Don't Be Cruel

Allow me to share Valentine's xmas tree with you.


It's fuchsia. And fabulous.

Oh, and the Elvis ornaments? Too heavy for the tree, so they have to hang out around the bottom, with the dinosaur (naturally).

The bottle of tequila adds to the holiday charm, but I really want a candle sticking out of the top of it to add an element of fire danger (insert burning love joke here).

4 comments:

  1. Wow. The pink book almost looks like a candle, if you squint a bit.

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  2. And to make matters worse, the sticker on the cover reads, "I'd tell you to go f*** yourself, but from what I've heard, you wouldn't be very good at it".

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  3. For those too far in time or space from mid-Twentieth Century USA, the stand-up in the background is of singing cowgirl Miss Dale Evans, RL wife of singing cowboy Roy Rogers.

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  4. That's how I titled the e-mail with the photo - "I'm dreaming of a white (trash) Christmas". And yes, that is Dale Evans.

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