Greetings from Texas, y'all! We're havin' a rootin' tootin' holiday season down here. In fact, if any of y'all aren't in a festive mood, Sheriff Santa will shoot you with his loaded candy canes*.
Still not feeling the holiday spirit? Well you better watch out, because Santa has deputized penguins all over town.
*I'd be careful - rumor has it that the sheriff has been hitting the egg nog pretty hard.