Thursday, November 12, 2009

Garage Sale

Tombstone Guy: "So, what would you like on his tombstone? We can do praying hands, a cross, or some nice roses."

Wreckers: "Meh. We want something classy."

Tombstone Guy: "Okay, how about the contents of his garage?"

Wreckers: "Well, that would be his loud-ass Firebird, an old basketball used for drunken games of horse, and a drum kit from 1982 used in his band, 'Loud-Ass Firebird'."

Tombstone Guy: "Done, done, and done."


  1. Wow... another camaro/ firebird! A friend of mine also had an intense love for his firebird before he left this world, too. Maybe camaro/ firebird infatuation needs to be listed as a leading cause of death among young men.

  2. My guess? The father, brother, grandfather, and friend couldn't decide on what to put on the tombstone, and decided, "what the heck, let's put a bunch of stuff on it!"