Thursday, November 12, 2009
Tombstone Guy: "So, what would you like on his tombstone? We can do praying hands, a cross, or some nice roses."
Wreckers: "Meh. We want something classy."
Tombstone Guy: "Okay, how about the contents of his garage?"
Wreckers: "Well, that would be his loud-ass Firebird, an old basketball used for drunken games of horse, and a drum kit from 1982 used in his band, 'Loud-Ass Firebird'."
Tombstone Guy: "Done, done, and done."